February 2012
20 posts
I committed a felony tonight.
scruffy-vas-tardis:
scruffy-vas-tardis:
Just a little B and E.
Actually, we threw a surprise party for my friend…in the wrong apartment. The surprise was on us! We scattered like the cops showed up. The owners were cool though.
Dat shit cray.
Oh, and then a drunk bitch got alcohol poisoning and fell and hit her head on concrete and had to be rushed to...
ifc:
‘tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie’ Enrages Half The Audience, Delights The Rest As we’ve previously learned about Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie, Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim play directors who are tasked with creating a billion dollar movie and of course […]
Source: FilmDrunk
Tim & Eric = Good. Lorax = Bad.
If the government told me I could murder two people...
mothernaturenetwork:
Baboons wreak havoc at border post Troops of bag-snatching, truck-looting baboons are causing chaos at a border post between Zimbabwe and Zambia in daily raids for food.
*insert offensive black people joke here*
fuckyeahchubbygirls:
I’ve been following this blog since last summer, and I just wanted to say thank you!
I started out with the idea of “fake it til you make it,” basically telling myself I thought I was perfect that was I was, even though I didn’t really believe it, and eventually, I found I did believe it! If you’re having trouble accepting your beautiful self, just keep telling...
starwarsandwine:
fashiontipsfromcomicstrips:
Batman tights, ~$14.70 via Yahoo! Japan
I know, I know - I want them too.
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Want these!
Any girl who wears these gets my heart and soul for all of eternity.
About Me
I live on the North Shore in Massachusetts.
I’m single for a reason.
I smoke marijuana because it’s awesome.
I’m a full-on geek.
The Star Wars prequels sucked (except Episode III, for the most part.)
I know more about music and pop culture than most people, including you.
I hate everyone.
I have no time or tolerance for stupid people.
I hate 99% of all teenagers.
I’m fucking...
Fucking really? A picture of pizza makes it to radar? FUCKING SERIOUSLY?
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emornell:
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abifailshamesbury:
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iamdrazsantos:
The Walking dead. Only in Indonesia (especially Toraja), a corpse is usually being carried up to the grave, but in Toraja, the corpse is woken up letting it to walk to its grave (is rarely performed anymore)The corpse is woken up using black magic. This is done because in Toraja the graves/cemetries is...